It gives me the greatest pleasure to offer to you a rare and precious thing: an account of the life and ubiquity of the celebrated Walking Stewart, in the form of a newspaper.
For your delight and edification we have printed one hundred (100) copies, individually signed & numbered by the hand of the progenitor.
If you wish to obtain a copy of this most singular, erudite and mysterious work, then you should apply yourself to the outlandishly yellow button below, wherewith you shall be transported to Paypal, and on payment of £10 (inclusive of Postage & Packaging, worldwide), you shall receive.*
James Bridle | shorttermmemoryloss.com
* Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.